Miss Meecham gathers everyone around. “Our Dear Captain was so taken by your performance, he has chosen one lucky girl to meet him!”

Our Dear Captain unwraps the Big Mac and sets it on the table. He looks at the Big Mac. He looks at you. He licks his lips. It’s not that you choose in this moment to risk your life for a Big Mac. It’s that in this moment, you can no longer be an Obedient Girl. You grab the Big Mac and run.