You’re a nasty old man who doesn’t hold doors for ladies (not that I expect you to).

“Do you want the Purple Heart stamp?” the clerk suggests. That’s it, you say, “And I’ve got one.”

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You’re a nasty old man who doesn’t hold doors for ladies

(not that I expect you to, but since you’re old, I’d hold

one for you). But you boorishly slug your way through

the post office …

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