You’re a nasty old man who doesn’t hold doors for ladies (not that I expect you to).
34MAG | Nov 11, 2019 | 2 |

“Do you want the Purple Heart stamp?” the clerk suggests. That’s it, you say, “And I’ve got one.”
PURPLE HEART, PURPLE CHEEKS BY PAMELA SUMNERS 34THPARALLEL MAGAZINE ISSUE 70
You’re a nasty old man who doesn’t hold doors for ladies
(not that I expect you to, but since you’re old, I’d hold
one for you). But you boorishly slug your way through
the post office …