You’re a nasty old man who doesn’t hold doors for ladies (not that I expect you to).

But you boorishly slug your way through the post office line, parting seas of waiting patrons like Moses. Even older men are shaking their heads at you, mumbling “Me too.”

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You’re a nasty old man who doesn’t hold doors for ladies

(not that I expect you to, but since you’re old, I’d…