Yep, just like heroin, dental hygiene is one sick, crazy habit.

I wanted to be an actress, but he was adamant. He ranted on about having nine daughters like it was my fault. He claimed he had to educate us in order to send us out into the work force, and damn it, he’d swallowed the advice of our bastard family dentist, and decided I was going to dental hygiene school.

TEETH OR TELEVISION BY MARY KAY WULF 34THPARALLEL…

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