34THPARALLEL MAGAZINE

34THPARALLEL MAGAZINE

Yep, just like heroin, dental hygiene is one sick, crazy habit.

34THPARALLEL MAGAZINE
Apr 19, 2021
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I wanted to be an actress, but he was adamant. He ranted on about having nine daughters like it was my fault. He claimed he had to educate us in order to send us out into the work force, and damn it, he’d swallowed the advice of our bastard family dentist, and decided I was going to dental hygiene school.

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