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What’s the difference, I say. What would be an actual fortune?

34THPARALLEL MAGAZINE
Jan 01, 2008
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I don’t know, she said. I can’t think of an example. It just seems like the fortune cookies used to be different, like when we were kids or whatever.

FORTUNES BY AARON BURCH 34THPARALLEL MAGAZINE ISSUE 02

These fortune cookies never have actual, real fortunes any more, she said.

What’s the difference, I say. What would be an actual fortune?

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