You’ve masticated, digested, and shat out a priceless work of literature and you’ve filmed it? This is really too much.

THE LOTUS EATERS BY TRAVIS DUNCAN 34THPARALLEL MAGAZINE ISSUE 70

At the reference desk of the local public library, JAMEY’s boss, GREG, is speaking with her.

GREG

And I just want to thank you, Jamey, for all you’ve done over the past few …