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That’ll get you the best sex of your life.

34THPARALLEL MAGAZINE
Jan 01, 2015
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DOROTHY CHAN at Madame Tussaud’s wax museum in Las Vegas. “I knew I had to pose that way—” she says, “it was like the hand of God just touched me.”

“Men want you to look like they dressed you in their clothes, like you just rolled out of bed, in a good way of course. That’ll get you the best sex of your life.”

FEMALE JESUS BY DOROTHY CHAN 34THPARALLEL MAG…

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