Rubber duckies are too bourgeoisie.

PAGE SIX BY KEVIN GANNAWAY 34THPARALLEL MAGAZINE ISSUE 44

The more photogenic half of an antique Vichyssois

aquamarine mannequin head

updates its inanimate facebook dot com status

—Resides in: marmoreal clawfoot tub in Carroll Gardens brownstone—

after being used as a bath toy

by a tabloid-famous toddler.

“Rubber duckies are too bourgeoisie”

written across its…