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Rubber duckies are too bourgeoisie.

34MAG | 34THPARALLEL.NET
Jul 19, 2021
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PAGE SIX BY KEVIN GANNAWAY 34THPARALLEL MAGAZINE ISSUE 44

The more photogenic half of an antique Vichyssois

aquamarine mannequin head

updates its inanimate facebook dot com status

—Resides in: marmoreal clawfoot tub in Carroll Gardens brownstone—

after being used as a bath toy

by a tabloid-famous toddler.

“Rubber duckies are too bourgeoisie”

written across its…

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