I wanted the perfect wedding.

But your mum and dad aren’t even coming.

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Melania was calling it off.

But you can’t, Roger said. You can’t call it off just because of the flowers.

No flowers you mean, Melania said.

The shop had texted that the wedding flowers had been held up at Sevington.

Fucking Brexit, Roger said.