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But your mum and dad aren’t even coming.

FLOWERS BY LINDSAY SMITH 34THPARALLEL MAGAZINE ISSUE 133 PREVIEW

Melania was calling it off.

But you can’t, Roger said. You can’t call it off just because of the flowers.

No flowers you mean, Melania said.

The shop had texted that the wedding flowers had been held up at Sevington.

Fucking Brexit, Roger said.

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