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Like, sin insurance. So I don’t have to worry about Hell or anything.

34MAG | 34THPARALLEL.NET
Jan 01, 2008
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It’s wrong to betray the trust of any loved one, if that’s what you’re asking.

SIN INSURANCE BY MICHAEL P FERRARI 34THPARALLEL MAGAZINE ISSUE 02

Forgive me father, for I have sinned. It’s been—shit, how long has it been?” “Excuse me??” he says, half-alarmed. Like he’s never heard somebody curse before.

“Eight weeks-ish? Yeah…it’s been about eight weeks sin…

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