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It’s all so simple.

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Harry leans on the jetty railing. He reaches inside his jacket and pulls out a LAST WILL AND TESTAMENT, tied with a red ribbon. He broods over the Will, flapping it against the palm of his hand.

PARTING TOUCHES BY MARK JONES 34THPARALLEL MAGAZINE ISSUE 134 PREVIEW

EXT. HORIZON - DAY

Harry’s limo noses up to a jetty reaching out along a water-glittering gulf.

INT. LIMO

Harry grips the steering wheel with both hands, arms outstretched, and stares out at the jetty. He blinks and his eyes close.

A little girl climbs onto the limo and squashes her face against windscreen. Harry’s eyes snap open.

The little girl falls off the limo, and runs across to a playground, waving her arms and screaming to her playmates.

LITTLE GIRL

ZOMBIEEEEE!!!

EXT. JETTY

Harry walks out on the jetty. He’s wearing a chauffeur’s cap tipped back (Venezuelan six-star general style), a shabby black suit, shirt collar unbuttoned, and a long red tie hanging loose.

He reaches the end of the jetty and gazes at the gulf horizon.

A long-haired red-haired woman dangles her legs over the end of the jetty and shouts at her phone, stabbing the air with her free hand. (A long-haired red-haired dog squats beside her, nose held high, sniffing the ozone.)

RED-HAIRED WOMAN

It’s all so simple.

Harry walks back along the jetty. He stops by an old salty fisherman, Alfie.

HARRY

Any luck?

ALFIE

Caught a few.

Harry looks at Alfie’s empty bucket.

ALFIE

(prickly)

Threw them back of course. Always throw them back.

He folds his deckchair, grabs his tackle and bucket, and clatters off towards the shore. He turns back to Harry.

ALFIE

(yells)

You think I never catch nothing?

EXT. PLAYGROUND

The little girl rocks to and fro on a swing watching Harry on the jetty, frowning.

EXT. JETTY

Harry leans on the jetty railing. He reaches inside his jacket and pulls out a LAST WILL AND TESTAMENT, tied with a red ribbon. He broods over the Will, flapping it against the palm of his hand.

The ribbon unravels and flutters away. Harry grabs for it.

The ribbon coils lazily in the air, falls to the water, and tangles on a dead fish floating belly up.

EXT. GULF

The bloated sun kisses the horizon. The black shape of a container ship plows across it, obliterating it.

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