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My mother had a balcony of aloe, cape jasmines, and Chinese asparagus. I killed all of them except the aloe but with good intentions. I wanted to nurture the plants.
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My mother had a balcony of aloe, cape jasmines, and Chinese asparagus. I killed all of them except the aloe but with good intentions. I wanted to nurture the plants.

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I mixed up pineapple pieces, bread with jam for carbs, salted fish for protein, yoghurt for calcium, potassium and zinc, and I drizzled this nutritious goo on the balcony plants. They died from the salt and sugar. Only a few aloes were able to resist my lethal kindness.

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