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I think you’ll want to be there.

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Jul 24, 2025
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And here we stood. The land lying dark before us, the sentinels of our Faith, head-to-toe camo, faces masked for their safety and ours, their weapons gleaming in the spotlights. AND AN ANGEL AROSE ON WINGS OF FIRE, TO SMITE THE FORCES OF DARKNESS.

AN ANGEL ROSE INTO THE SKY, AND FIRE COVERED THE EARTH BY SCOTT GARRIOTT 34THPARALLEL MAGAZINE ISSUE 133

We stood on the Hilltop, the wife, the kids, and I. Red helmets, blue and white bullet-proof vests, and side-arms that were handed to every visitor. The desert lay before us, the dome protected us in this missile-laced firmament. Sirens blared every five minutes. I could see the worry on Janice’s face, but she did not know. GOD HAD BLESSED THIS HOLY LAND AND WE WERE HERE TO WITNESS THE BIRTH OF THE KINGDOM OF HEAVEN.

I saw the advert on Truthnet. The LION OF THE DESERT calls on patriots of the First and Greatest State to settle in his Kingdom, to bloom with Freedom. The offer is an all-expenses paid one-way trip worth 5000 PETRO DOLLARS, and a condo on the newly available beachfront property.

That night our Commander, our Chief, reached out and showed me my path. On his nightly immigrant execution event, the president himself turned to the camera and told me.

“David, YOU ARE A GREAT PERSON!!! I think you should go to the holy land. I have told so many people that the holy land is a fantastic place, but they don’t listen. Very sad. But you are a smart guy, David. I think you’ll listen to me. I think you’ll move your family to the holy land. I KNOW YOU’RE A SMART GUY, DAVID, AND STRONG, AND VERY HANDSOME!!! I think you’ll want to be there when the King of Kings returns. I spoke with him last night, he didn’t want me to tell, but I’m telling you David. You’re the only one I’m telling David, because I like you so much. I’D GIVE YOU A LITTLE KISS IF YOU WERE HERE, DAVID. The King of Kings is coming back. Okay David?”

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