34THPARALLEL MAGAZINE

34THPARALLEL MAGAZINE

You’re not dead until we stop. Get it?

34THPARALLEL MAGAZINE
Aug 05, 2021
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See, I got a grant from the university that let me stop time at the instant each of you was about to die and bring you all here. So you’re not dead until we stop. Get it?

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