I tell my babysitter dirty jokes. With a stupid little grin on my face. I have made them up all on my own, and I am proud of this, and of shocking her. 

I also ask her dirty questions, very dirty questions. I ask her if girls can masturbate like boys can. I ask her if she has ever had a sexual disease.

BABYSITTER BY MYLES ZAVELO 34THPARALLEL MAGAZINE ISSUE 69

I tell my babysitter dirty jokes. With a stupid little grin on my face. I have made them up all on my own, and I am proud of this, and of shocking h…

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