Do the calculations: if you spend 3 hours a day watching television, by day 8 you will have spent 1 full day, and 365 divided by 8 is a little greater than 45, which means you will have spent roughly a month and a half of your year watching television.

DAO AND BROKEN CLOCKS BY JEREMY TRUSSA 34THPARALLEL MAGAZINE ISSUE 44

Jesus doesnt want me for a sunbeam…