Do the calculations: if you spend 3 hours a day watching television, by day 8 you will have spent 1 full day, and 365 divided by 8 is a little greater than 45, which means you will have spent roughly a month and a half of your year watching television.
DAO AND BROKEN CLOCKS BY JEREMY TRUSSA 34THPARALLEL MAGAZINE ISSUE 44
Jesus doesnt want me for a sunbeam. And you know what Jesus, I dont want you for my savior. I dont want anyone for my savior. I want to save myself, or be saved by my other half. Not that I need someone to feel whole, Ive spent plenty of time alone, Id simply just like that female company, thats all. Besides, I really dont think Jesus had the super powers modern-day followers ascribe to him. He was probably a moral pinnacle during barbaric times, albeit in todays world could easily be mistaken for a monk or peace corps volunteer, what with the man-bun and beard and sandals. As far as I know, most historians dont deny that he lived, and agree that he wasnt magical. I som…