Hey babe sorry I cheated on you.

It was the blood moon retrograde.

YES THE RUMOURS ARE TRUE BY JULIA VASSALLO 34THPARALLEL MAGAZINE ISSUE 60

People are just too reachable

Do you ever think of someone and your heart goes like !!!!!!!!!!!

You’re lame if you know someone has a soft spot for you and take advantage of it

Wait that’s actually such a good idea

Bro, I will straight up cry in public …