Hey babe sorry I cheated on you.

It was the blood moon retrograde.

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People are just too reachable

Do you ever think of someone and your heart goes like !!!!!!!!!!!

You’re lame if you know someone has a soft spot for you and take advantage of it

Wait that’s actually such a good idea

Bro, I will straight up cry in public do not fuck with me

You ever been too nice and ended up in a situation you could’ve just avoided if you had just been an asshole

Hey babe sorry I cheated on you it was the blood moon retrograde

I wanna be 14 again and ruin my life differently—I have new ideas

I need a renaissance-age type of love I want doves to send my letters

Maybe I do constantly think about people who never think about me so what

I’m an avid fan of sitting aimlessly in coffee shops and looking really stressed

If I win the lottery I’m getting everybody therapy