Hey babe sorry I cheated on you.
It was the blood moon retrograde.
People are just too reachable
Do you ever think of someone and your heart goes like !!!!!!!!!!!
You’re lame if you know someone has a soft spot for you and take advantage of it
Wait that’s actually such a good idea
Bro, I will straight up cry in public do not fuck with me
You ever been too nice and ended up in a situation you could’ve just avoided if you had just been an asshole
Hey babe sorry I cheated on you it was the blood moon retrograde
I wanna be 14 again and ruin my life differently—I have new ideas
I need a renaissance-age type of love I want doves to send my letters
Maybe I do constantly think about people who never think about me so what
I’m an avid fan of sitting aimlessly in coffee shops and looking really stressed
If I win the lottery I’m getting everybody therapy