Don’t people take off their masks?
Love at first sight must actually be a thing, something for which there is no protection, no masks.
People were grabbing toilet paper off the shelves as if their survival, their very lives, depended on it.
I had been smiling to myself at the craziness, but then I thought maybe I should grab some toilet paper too. I didn’t. Toilet paper was the least of my worries.
But I headed to the grocery aisles and loaded, and overloaded, my shopping cart with anything that looked as if it had a long use by.
That’s when I saw her. And she was looking at me. Oh god, she must be thinking that I was like the people in the next aisle fighting over toilet paper.
“Well, did you get some toilet paper?” Yes, that’s what I said to her. Probably the worst first line of all time. But it was so ridiculous that she stopped. Then laughed.
“No, I think I’m all set for toilet paper. I see you didn’t get any either. You must already have plenty of …