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Blink, blink: I love you. Blinkity-blink: I am your Sweetheart.

Aug 01, 2007
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The stories she had been taught by Barbies and grandmas warned that princes and Good Men only bothered rescuing nice, virtuous girls—in other words, girls with their hymens intact.

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